Sound advice with Dr. Marbury
The best 2 guys in the world to take advice from
From his residence on Loony Street at number CRAZY, Stephon Marbury took time from his weekly meeting with the March Hare and the Mad Hatter to let NBA stars know they shouldn’t sign with the NY Knicks. He even explained why:
I wouldn’t want to play in that system (Mike D’Antoni’s system). That system can’t win championships.
said Mr Marbury, no doubt relying on his extensive championship experience. He added:
You can’t win championships if you don’t talk about defense. (my emphasis)
And he’s absolutely right. Is just like that time you lost your virginity by talking about sex.
In the end Mr Marbury complained that the process of getting a buy-out (i.e. getting money without actually doing anything to deserve them) left him “mentally damaged”. According to him:
Mentally I was damaged and didn’t even realize it.
No worries, Mr. Marbury. The rest of us realized that you were mentally damaged years ago. But there is a silver lining to it: you could get to star in the movie Dumb, Dumber and Dumbury. I think you were born for that part.